Group Gear for Real Runners
Built for sweat. Styled for power.
Signature Red Jersey
Heavyweight Hoodie
Bold Logo Cap
It's about running fast, eating meat, and looking surprisingly graceful while doing both — welcome to Meaty Runners.
Forget carbs. We run on steak, bacon, and primal energy.
Weekly post-run feasts where the grill is king and tofu is banned.
A tribe of like-minded carnivores who train, race, and eat like champions.
5K races followed by a steak feast. Happens monthly.
Tough mudder meets Sunday roast. Coming this June.
All-day endurance challenge + food fest. This August.
Because real runners fuel with fire.
“Since joining Meaty Runners, I run faster and grill harder.”
– Steak Sprinter Champion ⭐ Yes this is the person in the middle
“Best group I’ve ever run with — and the steaks are unreal!”
– UltraMeat Queen ⭐ Yes this is the person on the right
“The only running group that makes you crave a burger mid-race.”
– Ribeye Racer ⭐ Yes this is the person on the left
Newsletter includes exclusive race information, bold merch updates, weekly BBQs invitations, and the baddest running crew in town.
Built for sweat. Styled for power.
Signature Red Jersey
Heavyweight Hoodie
Bold Logo Cap